
Uncertainty and Risk
A robot walks into a bar and takes a seat. The bartender says, “We don’t serve robots.”The robot replies, “Someday – soon – you will.” One only has to watch financial TV for a few minutes to hear some pundit or other lower their voice and intone sagely, that “markets hate uncertainty”. But when exactly was anything about markets NOT uncertain? What the speaker is actually saying is that market participants hate losses, (which is why they were so keen to see the Fed bail them out in 2008-09, a habit that both parties have since found hard to break).